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AZVOLRIEN

Welcome to my tumblr! It has no theme; here I post random bits and pieces of anything that happens to interest me, from historical manuscripts and scientific diagrams to Doctor Who gifsets and my own directionless musings, as well as the occasional bits and pieces of my own drawings.
Apr 17 '14

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

image

Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT

Apr 17 '14
unexplained-events:

avathebelf:

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

I like how much this matters

unexplained-events:

avathebelf:

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

I like how much this matters

Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14
idontcare654:

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

Story of my life

idontcare654:

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

Story of my life

Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14
cracked:

In fake-space, no one can hear your core scream.
6 Movies That Put Insane Work Into Stuff You Never Noticed

#6. Gravity Is Even More Insane Than You Thought
Everything had to be meticulously planned from the beginning, so much so that they fully illustrated every scene before they started shooting. Director Alfonso Cuaron said that they could have released an animated version years before the movie was ever released, so just be thankful we never got our Treasure Planet version of Gravity. Second, it meant throwing the actors around on wires for really long takes, because that’s Cuaron’s jam. Sandra Bullock trained for five months to hang upside down without conveying the tension of the wires, and if that doesn’t sound incredible to you, go hang upside down from a jungle gym for several hours while pretending to be weightless and let me know how your abs feel.

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cracked:

In fake-space, no one can hear your core scream.

6 Movies That Put Insane Work Into Stuff You Never Noticed

#6. Gravity Is Even More Insane Than You Thought

Everything had to be meticulously planned from the beginning, so much so that they fully illustrated every scene before they started shooting. Director Alfonso Cuaron said that they could have released an animated version years before the movie was ever released, so just be thankful we never got our Treasure Planet version of Gravity. Second, it meant throwing the actors around on wires for really long takes, because that’s Cuaron’s jam. Sandra Bullock trained for five months to hang upside down without conveying the tension of the wires, and if that doesn’t sound incredible to you, go hang upside down from a jungle gym for several hours while pretending to be weightless and let me know how your abs feel.

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Apr 15 '14
"EVERYONE is heaving bosoms!"
Me ruining the mood during a round of the Dresden Files RPG (via outofcontextdnd)
Apr 15 '14
Although this one’s pretty cute too.

Although this one’s pretty cute too.

Apr 15 '14
I took several pictures of rabbits today, but this is my favourite because it looks like it has a disdainful eyebrow.

I took several pictures of rabbits today, but this is my favourite because it looks like it has a disdainful eyebrow.

Apr 15 '14

go-go-goat:

Ok real talk

when people say shit about straight/white/cis ect it’s often because of the shit they’ve had to live with or what people they know have experienced

and by saying “Wow I hate straight people” it’s not “Wow I hate you”

It’s “Wow I really hate that straight people have the privilege to go about their days normally and never have people think they’re less of a person because they’re straight. I really hate that many of them are too ignorant about my lifestyle and throw hate at me for it. I’ve been through a lot of shit. Let me take a sigh and talk about my oppression.”

But “I hate straight people” is a lot easier to say.

"Heterophobia" and the like don’t exist because you’re not oppressed daily. You’re not denied jobs, kicked out of stores, watched, yelled at, bullied, banned from church, disowned by your family because of your straightness or whiteness or cisness

I’m so tired of “don’t fight hate with hate” please stop putting your hurt feelings over the lives of people who are actually oppressed. This isn’t a difficult concept.

Remember, your problems are easily fixed by tumblr savior or turning off your ask box, Mine are with me every time I step outside.

Let me try and express my feelings about posts like this with a metaphor.

It is less serious to kick a random stranger in the shins than it is to break their spine. If you kick someone in the shins, they’ll likely just wince, possibly develop a bruise, and go on with their day (albeit rather annoyed with you). If you break someone’s spine, the best-case scenario you’re looking at is an extensive course of surgery and painful physical therapy, if they manage to walk again; worst-case scenario, you may have killed them. There’s no question as to which is more serious, which is the worse thing to do to someone, and which is going to have a lasting adverse affect on the person’s life. If you’re arguing that the person who got kicked has it equally as bad as the person who got their spine broken, you really need to rethink a few things.

That still doesn’t mean you should kick a random stranger in the shins.

Apr 14 '14

And there was much rejoicing.

Apr 14 '14
Apr 13 '14

lumos5001:

Occasionally I just watch my fingers as I type and I’m like, You know what, this is whack. I can move my fingers to fairly accurate positions in a very repeatable and rapid fashion, in such a way that it closes and opens a switch that sends an electrical signal to a magical electrical box that changes the coloration of a few pixels on the magical screen in such a way that is representative of the graphical representation of my native language.

And then you use a different keyboard and find yourself making a shitload of typos because the keys are juuuuust slightly away from where they usually are.

Apr 13 '14
death-limes:

allegoricalabsurdity:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

orpheusly:

This anime Mona Lisa is in my library help.

Moe Lisa

by the great artist Leonardo Doujinshi

LEONARDO DOUJINSHI

death-limes:

allegoricalabsurdity:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

orpheusly:

This anime Mona Lisa is in my library help.

Moe Lisa

by the great artist Leonardo Doujinshi

LEONARDO DOUJINSHI

(Source: hermesofficial)

Apr 13 '14
saccharinesylph:

roachpatrol:

brsis:

redundantz:

Everything is AWESOME!
{Listen}
Everything is AWESOME! - Tegan & Sarah Ft. The Lonely Island// DoYaThing - Gorillaz Ft Andre 3000// Destination Calabria - Alex Gaudino// One More Time - Daft Punk// Pompeii - Bastille// Bug Hunt - Skrillex// When can I see you Again? - Owl City// Oh No! - Marina & the Diamonds// Mambo No.5 - Lou Bega// Music - Madonna// Down the Road - C2C// Dog Days are Over - Florence & the Machine// Shake Tramp - Mariannas Trench// The Phoenix - Fall Out Boy// We Come Together - Goldfish// Pentatonix - Daft Punk// Run - Gnarls Barkley// Treasure - Bruno Mars// Supermassive Black Hole - Muse// Planetary (Go!) - My Chemical Romance// Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy// Pimadonna - Marina & the Diamonds// The Only Difference… - Panic! at the Disco// Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz// Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk// Little Talks - Of Monster and Men// Icarus - Bastille// Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim// Sex Yeah - Marina & the Diamonds// Swing - The Mask// Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy// Rasputine - Boney M// Break the Ice - Britney Spears// Locked out of Heaven - Bruno Mars// Fly Away - Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt// Clothes Off - Gym Class Heros// Funky Monkey - Rio// Happy - C2C ft D.Martin// Better off Alone - DJ Jurgen Alice Deejay// Lady Marmalade - Mulan Rouge// Crazy Loop - Dan Balan// Cuban Pete - The Mask// The Traveling Song - Will.i.Am// Dont Wanna Miss You - Steliana// I’m Blue - Eifel 65// Dicord - Eurobeat Brony// Juggernauts - Nero// Ride on a Shooting Star - FLCL// Gold Dust - DJ Fresh// Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani// Delta - C2C// This Ain’t a Scene… - Fall Out Boy// It’s Time - Imagine Dragons// In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue// Kagen no Tsuki - Mononoke// Die Young - Ke$ha// Let You Go - Chase & Status// Hung Up - Madonna// Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance// Around the World - Daft Punk// Can’t Get You Out of my Head - Kylie Minogue// Take you to Rio - Rio// Move Along - The All-American Rejects// Sugar Rush - AKB48// DARE -Gorillaz// Tanuk Tanuk Tun - Daler Mehndi// Va VA Voom - Niki Manaj// Seepyhead - Passion Pit// Numa Numa - O-Zone// Hot Wings- Rio// Toxic - Britney Spears// Drop it Low - Will.i.Am// The Fox Ylvis// Boom Boom Pow - The Black Eyes Peas// Hey Baby - DJ Otzi

if anyone has ever made a better ‘jesus fuck clean your room clean your room now' mix in the history of the world, it's probably this with the snk opening shoehorned in there somewhere

YES

This is what I’m listening to right now!
Nothing motivates you to get shit done like Fall Out Boy shouting, “PUT ON YOUR WARPAINT!” at you

saccharinesylph:

roachpatrol:

brsis:

redundantz:

Everything is AWESOME!

{Listen}

Everything is AWESOME! - Tegan & Sarah Ft. The Lonely Island// DoYaThing - Gorillaz Ft Andre 3000// Destination Calabria - Alex Gaudino// One More Time - Daft Punk// Pompeii - Bastille// Bug Hunt - Skrillex// When can I see you Again? - Owl City// Oh No! - Marina & the Diamonds// Mambo No.5 - Lou Bega// Music - Madonna// Down the Road - C2C// Dog Days are Over - Florence & the Machine// Shake Tramp - Mariannas Trench// The Phoenix - Fall Out Boy// We Come Together - Goldfish// Pentatonix - Daft Punk// Run - Gnarls Barkley// Treasure - Bruno Mars// Supermassive Black Hole - Muse// Planetary (Go!) - My Chemical Romance// Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy// Pimadonna - Marina & the Diamonds// The Only Difference… - Panic! at the Disco// Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz// Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk// Little Talks - Of Monster and Men// Icarus - Bastille// Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim// Sex Yeah - Marina & the Diamonds// Swing - The Mask// Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy// Rasputine - Boney M// Break the Ice - Britney Spears// Locked out of Heaven - Bruno Mars// Fly Away - Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt// Clothes Off - Gym Class Heros// Funky Monkey - Rio// Happy - C2C ft D.Martin// Better off Alone - DJ Jurgen Alice Deejay// Lady Marmalade - Mulan Rouge// Crazy Loop - Dan Balan// Cuban Pete - The Mask// The Traveling Song - Will.i.Am// Dont Wanna Miss You - Steliana// I’m Blue - Eifel 65// Dicord - Eurobeat Brony// Juggernauts - Nero// Ride on a Shooting Star - FLCL// Gold Dust - DJ Fresh// Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani// Delta - C2C// This Ain’t a Scene… - Fall Out Boy// It’s Time - Imagine Dragons// In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue// Kagen no Tsuki - Mononoke// Die Young - Ke$ha// Let You Go - Chase & Status// Hung Up - Madonna// Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance// Around the World - Daft Punk// Can’t Get You Out of my Head - Kylie Minogue// Take you to Rio - Rio// Move Along - The All-American Rejects// Sugar Rush - AKB48// DARE -Gorillaz// Tanuk Tanuk Tun - Daler Mehndi// Va VA Voom - Niki Manaj// Seepyhead - Passion Pit// Numa Numa - O-Zone// Hot Wings- Rio// Toxic - Britney Spears// Drop it Low - Will.i.Am// The Fox Ylvis// Boom Boom Pow - The Black Eyes Peas// Hey Baby - DJ Otzi

if anyone has ever made a better ‘jesus fuck clean your room clean your room now' mix in the history of the world, it's probably this with the snk opening shoehorned in there somewhere

YES

This is what I’m listening to right now!

Nothing motivates you to get shit done like Fall Out Boy shouting, “PUT ON YOUR WARPAINT!” at you